Martial Arts Returnee’s Game Broadcast

Chapter 133

Hae Eung-eung actively set out to solve Ujiwoo's dilemma, aiming to achieve Wu Wei Zhi Zhi.

[Plastic surgery would involve cutting the bones with a knife, right?]
"Ah, probably?"
[It will hurt a lot. There’s a saying about the pain of cutting bones.]

Ujiwoo suddenly grew terrified.

"These days, they do anesthesia, right?"
[Awakeners tend to have more developed bodies, don’t they?]
"Well, probably more than regular people...?"
[The surgery will take longer, and if the body quickly builds up a tolerance to the medication, it’ll hurt more.]
"Aaaah! Just imagining it makes me lose my mind!"

Ujiwoo found himself facing the greatest dilemma of his life.
He never imagined that plastic surgery would come with so many painful hardships.

[If you receive the Reverse Use Technique from me, you won’t feel the pain of the bone being cut.]

Such a sweet offer that it was impossible to ignore.
Ujiwoo finally accepted the Reverse Use Technique treatment.
Both Hae Eung-eung, who made the offer with confidence, and Ujiwoo, who accepted it with enthusiasm,
had momentarily forgotten something.
The Reverse Use Technique was a form of plastic surgery that manipulated bones,
but in the martial world, this act of manipulating another’s bones and muscles was known as “Bun Geun Chak Gol”.

[I’ll start with a blood-pointing technique to prevent any movement during the procedure.]

Wham!

With a swift motion, Hae Eung-eung immobilized Ujiwoo’s body, rendering him unable to move.

[Don’t worry. Just close your eyes, and it will all be over. I’ll make it as painless as possible.]

Ujiwoo, terrified, blinked his eyes furiously, but Hae Eung-eung gently raised her hand and swept her fingers over his eyes, closing them for him.
Ujiwoo trembled with fear, unable to open his eyes, his body shaking.
As the bones in his face began to twist, he finally realized something:
Hae Eung-eung had said that he wouldn’t feel the pain of having his bones cut, but she never said anything about the pain of having his bones twisted!

When the blood-pointing was lifted, Ujiwoo clutched his face, grimacing in pain.

"Eung-eung-nim, my face hurts so much..."
[It always hurts at first.]
"Ughhh."

After a long period of blood-pointing, Ujiwoo couldn’t even stand properly, so Hae Eung-eung patted his shoulder and took out a pipe to smoke.
The employees who had just finished training stood with wide eyes, peeking at the scene.

"Wait... Did you actually do that?"
"Did the instructor... I mean, the guild leader, really do that with Ujiwoo-senpai? No way."
"But they totally look like a couple."
"Really?"
"Squee, what should I do?"
"But doesn’t Ujiwoo-senpai look better now?"
"People say those in love look better. Are you maybe...?"
"No, I’m not."

Thunk.

"Hey, who’s messing around? Throwing stuff at my head makes it hard to take off."
"Not me."
"Not me either."

Thunk.

"Ugh, I’m serious!"
"Hey... Hye-ji, can you look up?"
"Why?"

When the employee looked up, they locked eyes with Hae Eung-eung, who was perched on the stone wall.
The employees froze in shock or fell backward with a frightened "hieek."

[Are you training hard?]
"Yes, yes! We’re working really hard!"
[Sorry to surprise you. I didn’t mean for you to overhear, but I could hear everything.]
"Oh, no! We’re sorry for talking carelessly!"
[I gave Ujiwoo a plastic surgery treatment.]

Plastic surgery.
The women employees’ interest piqued at the mention of it.

"Now I understand why he looked so handsome."
"Wow. The guild leader really did the surgery herself?"
[Yes.]
"Wow!"
"Can we get it too?"
"I want eyelid surgery!"
"I want fillers!"

...Although Reverse Use Technique wasn’t capable of doing things like that,
Hae Eung-eung shook her head, embarrassed.

"Ah... that’s a bit too much."
"Is it only for high-ranking members?"
"We’ll train hard so we can get surgery too!"

If this sparked motivation for training, then Hae Eung-eung considered it a successful result as a guild leader.
But that was before hundreds of women and a few men lined up outside the training hall the next day.

"No, what’s going on??"

A staff member who was on gatekeeping duty gasped and shouted.
The people who were waiting in line asked:

"Is this the Haenampa guild that offers plastic surgery as a guild welfare benefit?"
"Can we see Ujiwoo’s post-surgery transformation in person?"
"If we donate, can we get our treatment sooner?"

An unexpected plastic surgery frenzy had begun.

[Ujiwoo Before / After Photos]
[Who is Ujiwoo? Spamming this post??]
[This is Ujiwoo (photo from the martial arts tournament’s humiliating shot)]

That night, various websites exploded with a Ujiwoo frenzy.

[I’m a current aesthetician, how do I explain this?]
A person's face can be inherently handsome or ugly, and Ujiwoo’s face had always been considered a typical example of a plain, unattractive man.
His prominent cheekbones, flat nose, square jaw, and protruding forehead were all characteristics of an unusual case of unattractiveness. So how did he become handsome?
Did he have his cheekbones shaved, his jawline reduced, his nose reshaped, his forehead and philtrum lowered, and his drooping eyelids lifted?
This sounds like reconstructive surgery!

Wow, his pre-surgery photo looks totally different.
A surgeon even acknowledges this is top-quality surgery!
Doc, how much would this surgery cost at a hospital?
Considering the difficulty and safety of the surgery, it would probably cost at least 2 million won. Even at that price, it’s hard to achieve such results.
Wow, they did this surgery through guild welfare?
Haenampa is amazing! I’m joining the guild tomorrow.
There’s a new office building in Haenam-dong, I’m going to apply for an accounting position there.
Hey, move out of the way, the competition rate is 1 to 112 already!
As Ujiwoo’s transformation became a recognized success, even aesthetic surgeons acknowledged it.
He had received Reverse Use Technique instead of a traditional surgery.
And now, even the women employees were eager to follow suit.

[Ujiwoo here... No, I didn’t have plastic surgery. I received a treatment from the guild leader called Reverse Use Technique. It changes the shape of your face by manipulating bones and muscles, and I don’t know the details, but it really hurts. It was so painful that I cried on the floor for three hours after the procedure.]

Did you undergo Bun Geun Chak Gol?
Hahaha.
Reverse Use Technique, with added pain!
Isn’t this plastic surgery without anesthesia?
Ugh, the pain!
Only the strong survive this kind of surgery!
(Anesthesia) Only the weak will die, haha.
This would be impossible for anyone who isn’t an awakener.
After this, if you don’t cry, you’ll be like Guan Yu, right?
Guan Yu challenge, hahaha.
What is this, getting treated by Hua Tuo?
Sensei, at least do a reaction video and get a plastic surgery for yourself...
Yeah, Sensei, you should get surgery with that quality.
Go away, that person is still handsome, I need it more (face photo).
Wow, you really seem desperate...
I’ll give up my spot!
Ugh, what kind of person is this?
What the heck, haha.
He’s still a person even if he’s ugly!
That’s a lie, isn’t it? This must be a photoshopped picture.
People are shocked, and the lawsuit calculator broke.
Since it’s verified, does that mean if you’re poor and ugly, just join Haenampa to get surgery? I’m already in a taxi!
Why is the poor guy taking a taxi? You thief, poor bastard!
I only have one leg.
“Poverty means you get robbed and become rich,” haha, good luck, man!
This is the mysterious Talulla challenge, haha.
People keep crowding around despite being told to stop, is this real?
Haha, this verified surgery increased credibility.
Ujiwoo can now never be called an ugly man or a "human-faced cattle."
Handsome Spider-Man, I acknowledge it.
Ujiwoo’s post was the final nail in the coffin.
No matter how much pain there was, for those who were ugly, life itself was pain.
The idea that one could become beautiful or handsome without having to undergo knife surgery was enough to flip people’s minds.

“Guild leader, I think you need to come out for a moment.”

Realizing that this was something beyond their ability to handle, a staff member called for help from Ujiwoo, and without hesitation, Ujiwoo called out to Hae Eung-eung.
After all, wasn’t this whole situation started by her treatment?

“Ahhh! Unni, you’re so beautiful!”
“Did you also become a beauty through Reverse Use Technique?”
“Please give me the treatment too!!”
“Can you remove freckles too?”

Hae Eung-eung looked around in slight confusion, then took out her notebook.

[Freckles are not possible.]

“Anything other than freckles can be done!”
“Woooooah!”
“Unni, take my money!”
“I’ll join Haenampa!!”
“If I learn martial arts, will it also improve my skin?”

It was backfiring.
With thousands of viewers watching, those trying to run a decent broadcast now had hundreds of hopeful applicants lining up for the treatment.
Hae Eung-eung stood, dazed, as she waited for the support staff to arrive.

‘How did my guild turn into an Amifa-like situation?’

She remembered a famous tale from the martial world:
How visitors flocked to Amifa to become beautiful after seeing the female monks renowned for their beauty.
But when they were told they had to shave their heads, the craze died down almost instantly.

‘There’s no Amifa in modern times. If we bring the good culture from Amifa to Haenampa, no one will complain.’

As she looked at the eager crowd demanding plastic surgery, Hae Eung-eung couldn’t help but feel amused.

[Search: Head-shaving tools]
[Search: Price of a head shaver]
[Search: Where to buy a head shaver]

Would the support staff arrive first,
or would the aspiring members buy head shavers, shave their heads, and become monks?
A time attack involving their hair had begun.

“So, what should I say if someone asks why the guild leader isn’t shaving her head?”

Ujiwoo’s innocent question made Hae Eung-eung freeze.

[Ah.]

Fortunately, the time attack was halted.