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Chapter 207
Chapter 207
[Virtual Reality Dating Coaching VS Dating Sim Dating Coaching]
At the bold title displayed in the broadcast title, Lee So-hye nearly spit out her sweet rice drink.
"What is this person doing, telling me to calm down the aftereffects and running around like this?"
"Sister Lee So-hye, if you're choking, would you like me to help?"
"Wait a minute! Why are your hands glowing like that? Don't use that terrifying ability on something so trivial, it’s going to shorten your lifespan!"
"Oh, this?"
Eve pulled her glowing hand with one hand, groaning a bit, before biting her finger.
Then, with a flick, a shiny flesh-colored glove peeled off.
"It’s a glow-in-the-dark glove. It’s a gift from Voice Girl. How do you like it?"
This was clearly a gift meant to send a chill through others by showing off the glow of Eve's abilities.
"How typical of someone who used to be a villain organization executive. But more importantly, did you see this?"
"Dating coaching...? It looks like Dashman is up to something unusual again. I hope he’s not overdoing it."
To Lee So-hye, both Eve and Dashman seemed like odd individuals, but she didn't point it out to their faces.
It wasn’t a position she could criticize from, especially considering she had developed a Confucian-like diet due to Kim Je-cheol’s influence, now drinking sweet rice drink and ginger tea instead of coffee.
"Is Dashman really good at dating coaching?"
"He’s quite popular."
"Really? That Dashman?"
"He’s a passionate person."
"That’s surprising. I didn’t think you’d think of Dashman that way. How is he as a man? A potential boyfriend or something?"
Eve’s expression furrowed.
‘Ah, I can tell without even saying it.’
She looked quite troubled.
Sadly, it didn’t seem like Dashman had much of a chance in this matter.
"My virtual reality dating coaching will be divided into two main categories: virtual characters and famous figures from virtual worlds!"
- Why is it all virtual?
- Virtual reality dating coaching? That’s dizzying.
- Competition Man! Dashman, get out of your body right now!
An unavoidable choice to find someone stronger than the Silent Swordmaster.
But since it was a competition, Dashman had to find some way to make it work.
That’s the mission of a V-tuber streamer!
"With that in mind, Guild Leader, no, Silent Swordmaster, we will now begin the Munchkin Ideal Type World Cup."
- How did we end up with that conclusion?
- You just wanted to make us do this, didn’t you?
- It looks like a survey of what kind of Munchkin you like.
- A dating coaching competition to find out your favorite character and date them? Isn’t this just a gateway for geek culture?
- Geek corruption dating coaching lol.
The person to choose their ideal date is the Silent Swordmaster herself.
The Munchkin Ideal Type World Cup had that purpose.
Despite the original intention of the event, Ha Eung Eung's expression was more like ‘What is this nonsense, geek?’
- Oh no...
- Silent Swordmaster’s face lol.
- An otherworldly competition no one asked for.
- There’s got to be a reason for this, right?
- Producer Man, I’ll never call you Craft Man again, please stop this embarrassing broadcast and return to being Craft Man!
As always, the viewers made the embarrassment theirs to bear.
Ha Eung Eung looked on with the typical cold gaze of someone watching an in-joke they weren’t part of, the kind of look reserved for those watching geeky talks from outsiders.
However, once the Ideal Type World Cup began, she started asking questions actively.
[Munchkin Character World Cup 32nd Round 1/16]
[Biwol Saegma] vs [Last Order]
A long-haired man with many muscles wrapped in bandages, sending a seductive gaze through the bandages on his face – Biwol Saegma.
A sharp-looking boy with a star-shaped sticker on his face, chewing bubble gum – Last Order.
To Ha Eung Eung, they just looked like a redhead and a silver-haired guy.
[Their hair color is impressive. What do they do?]
Dashman realized he had made the wrong choice for content.
"Biwol Saegma is a male character who emits pheromones that attract others, making enemies and becoming a legendary figure in the martial world, always covered in bandages."
[That’s unfortunate.]
"Oh, do you like this kind of character? If you were to rate this from 1 to 10, what score would you give?"
[It’s bad habit to judge a stranger based on their tragic backstory.]
"No… this is a dating ideal type competition with characters from virtual worlds…"
- Shriveled lol.
- Aagh! I can’t look at it, my hands and feet are twisted!!
- Die, Dashman! Die, Dashman!
- Is this content where regular people get tormented?
- Why are we the ones tormented?
- Did we really sign up for a content explaining the top-tier geek characters to regular people?
[So what about the silver-haired kid?]
"He’s the strongest psychic who ranked #1 in a city of psychics. He’s a character created from a secret experiment by the city's power players..."
[That’s unfortunate too.]
"Heh, do you tend to get immersed too much... I’m sorry, I’ll stop talking. Please don’t clench your fist."
Ha Eung Eung chose Biwol Saegma.
She preferred the idea of a troubled adult over a troubled child.
"You like the pheromone-covered bandage guy, huh?"
Smack!
She was slapped in the face.
[The user’s safety was compromised, forcing a forced logout due to excessive shock.]
Thanks to that, Dashman’s viewers were enjoying themselves.
Despite claiming to have only 2,000 regular viewers, it quickly surged past 10,000.
This was thanks to Silent Swordmaster’s viewers joining in.
[Real-time Dashman slapped and forced to log out.gif]
[Munchkin Ideal Type Olympics updates]
[Geek tormenting King Munchkin Silent Swordmaster]
As the news of the broadcast spread to various communities, the viewers continued to grow.
‘Is this really so fun to pick?’
Dashman, who rejoined, was bombarded with questions about who these characters were, what powers they had, and what world they belonged to.
Because of this, Ha Eung Eung learned about countless Munchkins born in virtual worlds over the last 20 years.
The dark-skinned hero Blackman with the Dark Rush ability.
The transformation magic boy, Kay, who gets stronger the cuter he acts.
The handsome villain Io, whose every crime is forgiven by his female fans because of his looks.
- It seems skin color doesn’t matter much.
- The awakened black people are smiling.
- Are there transformation users in reality?
- There are, but they turn into beasts, not magical boys. They’re beast transformation users.
- Yeah, they’re messed up.
- But surprisingly, they’re not shallow.
- It’s rare for Io not to make it to the semi-finals in an Ideal Type World Cup.
- If the character’s too pretty but their backstory crosses a line, I throw them out.
The Ideal Type World Cup had an unexpectedly solid effect.
Ha Eung Eung got to know what kind of criteria she used to judge men and what points she focused on.
Even the viewers’ opinions on Dashman’s choices started to change.
- We didn’t know, but maybe virtual reality dating coaching really existed?
- Why is this working?!
- Silent Swordmaster likes pheromone bandage guys, dark-skinned heroes, mecha enthusiasts, and androgynous men... noted.
<HighLegJoway donated 10,000 won for the video!>
You like androgynous men?
(Shinchan can't speak: Androgynous Witch Video)
- Stop it!!
- Well, he does like androgynous men lol.
- Kid, life doesn’t go the way you want~
Ha Eung Eung carefully selected each setting, one by one.
She looked at the strange lineup.
[Munchkin Character World Cup 32nd Round 15/16]
[Baek Ryeong Shin-gun] vs [Great Monster]
A pale man in brilliant white clothes with white skin like snow, looking like a sickly scholar.
In contrast, a beast-like figure covered in muscles and fur with an overwhelming presence, the Great Monster.
The leaders of the Half-Demon Faction, Baek Ryeong Shin-gun and the Great Monster, appeared side by side.
- Wow! Half-Demon Faction!
- What a lineup.
- This feels like a faction preference survey.
[I’m good. I don’t want any info beyond the game about these two.]
Ha Eung Eung felt clear competitive curiosity towards both Baek Ryeong Shin-gun and the Great Monster.
Worlds where powerful monsters appeared.
The leaders of factions competing for dominance in the Half-Demon Faction.
It would be a lie if she said she wasn’t interested.
Despite her animosity towards their actions, her curiosity about their strength was undeniable.
"Alright. If we were to judge purely by looks, how do you feel about Baek Ryeong Shin-gun, who looks like a weak scholar but is surprisingly strong, and the beast-like Great Monster who looks as strong as he is?"
Just by looks.
Two faces flashed in her mind.
- Eung Eung, don’t hate the Plum Blossom from Hwasan too much.
- Go back, the one who couldn’t become the strongest in the world, but you were still acknowledged as one of the best in the martial world.
Isocheon of the Hwasan Sect.
He was a man with a slim body like Baek Ryeong Shin-gun and meticulous details.
Gi Geuk Jo of the world’s strongest.
He was a man with a strong physique like the Great Monster and a tough demeanor.
Baek Ryeong Shin-gun and the Great Monster weren’t the right match.
It was Isocheon and Gi Geuk Jo.
‘If I had to pick between those two, who would I have chosen? Who left a deeper impression on me?’
In pure strength, she admired Gi Geuk Jo.
But Isocheon was special too—he taught her that being courted by a man in a woman’s body wasn’t necessarily a bad thing.
[It’s a tough choice.]
"You’re taking longer than usual with this choice. You’ve been choosing quickly just by hearing the settings before."
[Because they are figures I have a connection with.]
But she decided.
The person she chose was...