Martial Arts Returnee’s Game Broadcast

Chapter 220

1.
The reporters rushed in like a swarm after Ha Eung Eung's sudden call.
Since the establishment of Ha Nam Pa, Ha Eung Eung had never once held a press conference, and today, for the first time, signs of one appeared.

“Guild Leader, I was told by Ujiwoo to come. If you’re okay with it, may I review the article and let you know instead?”
[For matters like this, it’s best if the Guild Leader handles it directly.]
“Understood. I’ll make sure no one posts anything with impure intentions.”

Min Woo Seong felt an inexplicable sense of anxiety.
No, it wasn’t inexplicable at all.
He was almost certain of the cause of his unease.

‘If she starts getting involved herself, it’s always going to turn into a huge commotion.’

If this were happening in a game, it would at least be a bit of a relief.
But unfortunately, this wasn’t a game—it was reality.

‘How nice would it be if I could just read her true feelings clearly?’

More than ever, Min Woo Seong wanted to read Ha Eung Eung’s mind!
Was his wish granted? Ha Eung Eung suddenly turned around and started walking toward him.

“Uh, uh, what? What’s going on?”

Surprised, Min Woo Seong stepped back, his back almost hitting the wall.
But Ha Eung Eung’s steps were much bigger and faster than his own retreating ones.

Whoosh.

Without a breeze, a distinct scent reached him.
As Min Woo Seong was pressed up against the wall, Ha Eung Eung approached, placing her hand on the wall beside him.
She clicked her tongue and swung her hand.

“?!”

Was it a slap?
Suddenly getting hit in front of the reporters?
Min Woo Seong, trembling in confusion and humiliation, squeezed his eyes shut and braced for the pain, only to realize that the expected pain never came.
What was going on?
What happened?

[What are you doing walking around with this on your head?]

Ha Eung Eung’s hand was holding a single leaf.

[You’re such a mess.]

Caught between excitement and fear, Min Woo Seong was played by Ha Eung Eung’s simple gesture.
Although he glared at her with a face full of indignation, his threat was so weak that all it did was make Ha Eung Eung tilt her head in curiosity.

[Did you intentionally wear this? A charm point?]
“That’s not the case!”

Min Woo Seong, puffing up with anger.

“That line was good just now.”
“Could you tilt your face 15 degrees to the left?”
“Hey, youngest. Why don’t you climb up the wall and sprinkle some petals?”
“Isn’t that just pretending?”
“Hey, don’t be so tacky, that’s called direction, not pretending!”

Flashbulbs popped and reporters’ gazes sharpened, and it suddenly dawned on Min Woo Seong.
Ah, so this was the humiliation shot that had been perfectly captured.

2.
[Ha Nam Pa’s Humiliation Shots, Four Kings][112]

• Ha Nam Pa’s business director and external leader, So Kyung Seok, who failed a jump and got eaten by the earthworm.gif

• Woo Ji Woo, the internal director, who got eaten by the earthworm after trying to comfort a crying woman.gif

• Ju Ah Young, the Guild Leader’s disciple, who got eaten by the earthworm due to her stance-shifting ability being countered.gif

• Min Woo Seong, the guest reception and negotiator of the internal guild, shaking with fear after hitting the wall, his leaf charm point.gif

• Collect them all, legends in the making

• In Ha Nam Pa, if five people gather, four of them will have a humiliation shot taken, lol

• Is it real that three of the Four Kings came from the first martial arts tournament?

• That was a legendary moment

• Ban-Yo-Gok on, you damn bastard!!

• The wandering merchant group’s first orbital construction ship will be completed at 10 PM today, come watch if you want~

• Why is Min Woo Seong so scared, lol

• The Guild Leader, who could crush a guild single-handedly, is scary when she approaches without saying a word, lol

• In the end, the only one not caught in a humiliation shot among the officers was Elder Sin Seong Gwak

• That person’s mansion got destroyed in a terror attack, that photo was on the 9 o’clock news, goodbye

• Seriously, even an elder master can make humiliation shots that are on a whole new level

• Elder master, lol, this crazy bastard

• Elder master, lol

• Holding my breath until Hell’s Soul kills, shhh

• So when will the Guild Leader’s humiliation shot be uploaded?

• Looking for this? (Ha Nam Pa Guild Leader’s dynamic landing shot jumping from the rooftop to the wall)

• Humiliation, incoming

• Every time they leave the guild, it’s like filming a movie

• So why doesn’t she walk?

• Because the reporters are annoying

• But how did that picture get taken?

• Don’t know

On the internet, Min Woo Seong’s humiliation shot and those of other officers got tangled up and unearthed, becoming a subject of ridicule among netizens.
At the same time, the bait that had not stopped started to shift with the breaking news broadcasted by wreckers.

[Breaking News> Ha Nam Pa Guild Leader’s shocking announcement]
[Exclusive> Ha Nam Pa Guild Leader’s Guild Official Business]
[Breaking News> Ha Nam Pa enters the entertainment industry?]

[Ha Eung Eung’s real-time update][11]
I’m tired of them loitering in front of my house
I’ll send them to loiter around the Royal Club
I’m sending my kids there too

• Where’s the entertainment industry debut? Where’s the journalist, you bastard?
• The meerkats have been deceived again
• But seriously, isn’t it possible?
• A streamer who doesn’t even turn on their broadcast talking about it is laughable
• Sending kids to entertainment agencies is different from going there yourself
• Is that so?
• How is her name “Heueung?”
• It’s not Heueung, lol
• So are Ha Nam Pa’s disciples learning martial arts and becoming celebrities?
• I’ve heard rumors that Ha Eung Eung and the Royal Club’s representative are close even in private
• Seems like it might be true

3.
The truth of the incident began with a text message exchange Ha Eung Eung had with someone.

Ha Eung Eung: Can you give me some advice?
Han Chae Rin: Oh my, this is rare. You’re contacting me first? Did you finally fall for the charm of the beautiful female representative?
Ha Eung Eung: How do I handle it when I’m too popular and get tired?

Han Chae Rin fell into thought.
When idols suddenly become very popular, their daily lives often get disrupted.
It wasn’t an unfamiliar issue.
Usually, she would advise them to stay low until their fleeting popularity cooled down, or to communicate with fans through social media.

‘She’s probably going to cause trouble, isn’t she?’

Having adapted to Ha Eung Eung’s unique personality, Han Chae Rin could already foresee what would happen.
Ha Eung Eung would be stirring up trouble, attracting attention like a goddess of chaos, and it was clear she would bring a storm of controversy.

‘But if there’s no way around it, I guess my advice would circle back to the usual one.’

Han Chae Rin: I guess you’ll just have to wait until the popularity dies down.
Ha Eung Eung: How does popularity die down?
Han Chae Rin: It dies when someone more famous comes along.

Would that be helpful?
After a brief pause, the message continued.

Ha Eung Eung: Then please make someone more popular than me.

“Wow, look at this girl. Heh heh.”

If it were possible to create a more popular celebrity than the Silent Swordsman, how wonderful would that be?
As a representative of an entertainment agency, Han Chae Rin found the idea highly tempting.
If she could pull it off, it would be amazing.
But of course, that wasn’t possible, so she typed a response, feeling regretful.

Ha Eung Eung: I’ll send my kids instead.
Han Chae Rin: Kids?

It was a bit tempting.
Under the Silent Swordsman’s leadership, there were thousands of Awakened gathered, many of whom were disciples of lower ranks.
Still, with such a wide pool of talent, finding a potential celebrity wouldn’t be impossible.

Han Chae Rin: As you know, our Royal Club’s 3rd-generation theme is a mix of talented Awakened and hybrid beauties, so we don’t accept just anyone.
Ha Eung Eung: Then pick and raise them.
Han Chae Rin: Raise them?
Ha Eung Eung: If there aren’t any talented ones, you’ll have to raise them yourself.

Han Chae Rin, who had just popped a fresh olive into her mouth, felt a bit intrigued.
Maybe it was because of the smooth sweetness of the olive that she found herself tempted.

Han Chae Rin: We could create a competition program and hold an open audition to select new members for the 3rd generation. Send some kids over to us.

Ha Eung Eung’s crafty plan to send the reporters from Ha Nam Pa to the Royal Club was set in motion, and Han Chae Rin supported it eagerly.

“A competition? We’re planning to start it next week. Where will we pick the kids from? 50% will be from Ha Nam Pa’s disciples, and the other 50% will be newcomers.”

The competition day was still far off, and Ha Eung Eung had made the news of reserving a spot for a celebrity in Ha Nam Pa known to the public.

“Breaking News! Ha Nam Pa Guild Leader has shocked the public!”
“Exclusive! Ha Nam Pa Guild Leader’s business venture!”
“Breaking News! Is Ha Nam Pa entering the entertainment industry?”

At that moment, reporters were swarming around Ha Nam Pa.
Unintended media play had an adverse effect, leading to even more attention and popularity for Ha Eung Eung.

Ha Eung Eung: What do I do with all these people? It’s grown even more than before.
Han Chae Rin: It’s really hard for a beautiful woman to not be popular. How about just enjoying it?
Ha Eung Eung: ...

She realized she had chosen the wrong person to counsel her.
Regret filled her as the floodgates opened.

Ha Nam Pa became a spectacle.
Disciples’ application forms flooded in.
And Eve’s harsh gaze was unrelenting!

Even though she was the Guild Leader and the head of communications, Ha Eung Eung found herself being conscious of everyone’s eyes.

“Guild Leader, these hopeful disciples who came here dreaming of entering the entertainment industry are causing chaos. The application intake is overwhelming!”
“Guild Leader, this is Woo Ji Woo. The reporters are constantly jumping over the walls and the punishment rooms are filled. Should I send some to the police?”
“Sister Ha Eung Eung, I’m disappointed. I can’t even go outside my own place now, not even to the convenience store.”

It was a terrifying situation where even making a move seemed risky!
Faced with this harsh reality, Ha Eung Eung made a decision.

[Sorry, I’m busy with the broadcast. You’ll have to handle it.]

“Eh?”
“No, Guild Leader? You can’t just leave…”

[VTuber Partner BJ]
[Silent Swordsman has started broadcasting.]
[Game - Ban-Yo-Gok (Simiral Sa)]
[Playtime - 73:32:45]
[Broadcast Time - 00:00:00]

She decided to escape into the broadcast.