Martial Arts Returnee’s Game Broadcast

Chapter 267

Ha Eung Eung woke up in the department store.
Just as her disciples had a hard time with the random seed role assignment, Ha Eung Eung's start was no easier.

"Seriously, miss, the CCTV already caught you trying to steal the sea bream! Stop resisting and come along quietly!"

Ha Eung Eung's start was that of a sea bream thief.

• lol
• Sea bream thief lol
• Thieving cat Nyaru lol

Naturally, she was dissatisfied.
Why did it have to be called a thief?
A sea bream thief at that.
Something seemed to squirm in her clothes, and when she put her hand inside, the distinct slippery feeling of fish was vividly felt.
There was indeed a sea bream.
She had become a thief of something she didn't even remember stealing.
A duty with no pleasure.
She felt wronged, but more than that, the sensation was disgusting.
Not only that, the fishy smell clung to her waist and right hand, and her waist was damp and sticky from the fish.
For a moment, her appetite was strangely provoked.

‘Sea bream... I wonder if it's delicious?’

It was hard to remember the last time she had eaten fish.

"This sea bream is definitely ours,"
the seafood corner staff, wearing a chef's hat, testified, and the security guard's eyes flared up.

"You’re drooling over it, and it's obvious you stole it to eat. If you don't want to be severely punished, don't even think about running away and come with me now!"

Ha Eung Eung pushed the sea bream toward him.
The stinky, damp, and sticky sea bream.
Despite the provoked appetite, it wasn't an item she wanted to keep.
Fine, take it.

"This sea bream is dead already. It's been handled and has no market value."
"Got it? Take it and follow me. It's going to be submitted as evidence to the police, so don’t destroy or dispose of it. You’ll be fined ten times the value of the stolen sea bream."

• The guild master’s face is ruined lol
• What kind of start is this lol
• How long do I have to hold this sea bream
• Sensory link to the sea bream texture, f*ck
• ugh
• Is it squishy?
• Feels like holding a hardened slime. It's like you put gel on your hands and didn't wash it, and now it's uncomfortable.
• What’s the metaphor
• Why did you put gel on it?
• To make the hairstyle
• You’re not talking about the... lower part, right?
• ?
• Are you a Dullahan?
• Ah lol, now I get it
• You have no sense of decency
• Is this... the famous... decency style...?
• I don’t want to imagine

When she entered the security room, the security guard called the police.
In a call saying a sea bream thief was caught, Ha Eung Eung's mood became complicated.

‘To think I, who learned the name ceremony of the Great Black Martial Art, which shook the Imperial Palace, am now being treated as a sea bream thief, a criminal caught in the act. This is absurd.’

If only I had hidden it without getting caught, no one would have known.
But with CCTV evidence, she was deflated.

• A violent incident has occurred in the 3rd-floor parking garage passage. Nearby security staff should respond immediately.
  “Eh? What’s this? Wow... people are literally biting each other. I told you, department stores are villain gathering places.”
  “……”
  But this game wasn’t a sea bream thief simulator; it was Zombie Hazard. When the zombie outbreak started, the department store quickly turned into a zombie haven.
  In a department store designed to keep people shopping without windows, people started to die in droves.
  Those who managed to escape to the parking lot survived, but those who went down to the first floor only lured zombies into the store.

"Stop the escalators and elevators! Shut the shutters! Damn it... What should we do now?"

Quick action closed the path connecting the first floor and basement, but zombies had already made it into the basement.
The security guard, armed with a gun that had no bullets and a plastic model truncheon, cursed.
This was why security staff working at a department store with no proper equipment never worked out well.

"Hey! Where are you going?"
[Don’t worry. I won’t damage the sea bream.]

Ha Eung Eung, holding the sea bream, walked toward the location of the zombies she had seen on CCTV.
The security guard was worried.
In a world full of people twitching and convulsing, getting up and attacking others, what was the sea bream thief doing?
Most of all, she was beautiful.
Like a poor stepmother who couldn't bear to endure financial hardship after the breadwinner lost his job, this woman looked like a female version of Jean Valjean.

‘But not the highest-grade sea bream that costs 200,000 won per kilogram. Did Jean Valjean steal something like a giant family baguette or something?’

With a bit of unease and great resentment, the security guard chased after her.
He witnessed it.

"GUOOOHH!!"
"AAAGH!!"
"Help!!"

The zombie, going wild like a madman.

BAM!

And the power of the sea bream smashing the zombie’s head.

• Sea Bream (Weapon)
• A fish killing zombies for real?
• Frozen fish are solid, but this is something else
• But who would use it as a blunt weapon lol
• The sea bream wasn’t frozen, though?
• ??
• How did she do that, damn it

Ha Eung Eung, having eliminated all the zombies infiltrating the basement alone, walked toward the security guard amidst applause from all around.
The security guard, clapping along, was flustered.

‘Why? Why me? Is she going to take revenge?’

Ha Eung Eung raised the sea bream, dripping with zombie blood.
With a shudder, the security guard lowered his head, and Ha Eung Eung extended the sea bream toward him.

[Look, it’s fine, right?]

What was this? Was she bragging?

[It was used cleanly.]
[The shape is intact, and the color is fine.]

This buildup wasn’t normal.
With a serious face, the security guard asked.

"So?"

Ha Eung Eung proudly wrote with a pen (theft) on the sea bream.

[Please return it.]

"How can that be!!"

Refusing to return it, the sea bream became Ha Eung Eung’s weapon.

Day 2 of the zombie outbreak.
Ha Eung Eung and the men emerged from the freezer behind the seafood corner.

"Oh my, a grown-up woman shamelessly came out of the storage room with men?"
"Hey, wake up. I know about that."

The men, armed with chef hats and aprons, each held a fish, varying in size and length.
A sturdy mackerel 1.2 meters long, a long silver hairtail 1.5 meters, and a 1.1-meter yellowtail.
The employees, holding the large fish like shortswords, long swords, and greatswords, looked like warriors ready for battle.

"Our first goal is to clear the corpses around the department store’s first-floor shutter and lower it completely. The second goal is to wipe out the zombies on the first floor. Let’s all do our best!"
"Oooh!"
"The Sea Bream Goddess is with us!"
"Oooh!"
"Sea Bream!"
"Sea Bream!"
"Red sea bream!"
"Red sea bream!"
"Let’s go!"

Like a sports team, the men cheered the name of the sea bream as they went into action.

• lol
• Are we a sports team now? lol
• How did someone’s nickname become Sea Bream Goddess?
• In the zombie apocalypse, you use frozen fish as weapons... taking notes.
• I only have a 30cm catnip fish toy for my cat at home. What should I do?
• If you throw the catnip fish outside, won’t the furball rush out and become the bait?
• Damn, what do we have at home? Just some fried anchovies smaller than 3cm.
• lol
• This is why anchovies don't work.
• Can a 20cm carp catch something?
• The upstairs furball.

There was a reason why viewers couldn’t leave the Silent Swordsman’s broadcast.
With confusing chants, an intense zombie territorial struggle, and Ha Eung Eung playing a leading role in the frontlines.
Such a rich and diverse broadcast was truly rare.

‘I don’t care about anything. I just want to walk around alone.’

Anyway, thanks to the NPCs’ active cooperation, the clearing process sped up.
She explored the vast department store alone, loaded the dead zombie corpses onto carts, carried them to the parking lot windows, and threw them outside.
Supplies were replenished, and entrances were sealed, but it was too much for one person to handle.

‘I was originally planning to leave the department store behind, but with everyone cooperating so well, it feels hard to just abandon it.’

Soon, as an excuse to deal with perishable food, a professional chef showed off his skills by grilling skewers that smelled delicious.
The savory seasoning and the juicy skewers helped keep Ha Eung Eung from leaving.

‘It’s been so long since I ate food, I kind of understand why zombies are carnivores.’

Day 4 of the zombie outbreak.

"Wrong. Everywhere’s full of zombies."
"What now? There are people in the building across."
"Ah, time’s up."
"Someone, get some coins from the cashier."
"They said find a screwdriver? Once you open the lid, you can keep putting coins in to see it infinitely."

From the department store’s 7th-floor observatory, Ha Eung Eung monopolized the biggest telescope.
She wasn’t treated like everyone’s idol, the Sea Bream Goddess, but rather because of what had happened the day before.

‘A food distribution system? It’s obviously a transparent scam.’

It’s nice to throw weight around as a councilor, but powerless people in the demonic world can’t exercise power.
If they wanted to push the food distribution, they had to show their skills, so Ha Eung Eung caught three zombies and released them into the same room.
After taking care of the four zombies alone, food distribution became her authority.

[Just eat as you see fit.]

Ha Eung Eung, who had no special attachment to the department store group, said so, and those who noticed she had no lingering attachment to it began to reduce their food intake on their own.
In the end, it was beneficial to everyone except the dead councilor.

‘Is this what the setting means by zombies becoming stronger after eating?’

Maybe not everyone.
Just now, the special zombie Ha Eung Eung spotted and the members who would soon suffer from it.
For them, the moment Ha Eung Eung saw the special zombie through the telescope marked the beginning of a nightmare.